Watch Family Guy, season 7, episode 1, Love Blactually...Stewie tries to convince Brian to "take it slow" with new girlfriend Loretta...she ends up hooking up with Cleveland...
http://www.cucirca.com/2008/09/29/family-guy-season-7-episode-1-love-blactually/
Even Family Guy gets it.
I am here to help you rewind, erase, and delete all the crap that has been force-fed to you about men and dating. Am I a dream-killer? Maybe your dream killer. Am I usually right about the advice I give? You betcha. I am not a trained professional. Just a random chick who, through years of therapy, listening to Dr. Drew, reading, and consulting my closest male friends and exes has figured it out. It's time you do, too. Quit crying, self-loathing, and Don't EF it up...ever again.
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Monday, January 24, 2011
You're ass isn't even memorized yet!
Most girls have it engrained in their head that they want to find some guy to sweep them off their feet, get married, and live happily ever after.
Don't fall into the trap, ladies. Just because society illustrates the perfect relationship to end in marriage, let's not even worry about it today...hell, you have only been on one date! He doesn't even have your email address memorized. You are too new for him not to forget your ass someday.
So let's rewind.
Live in the now. Worry about today. At this moment, if you had a cute guy in the room, what would you be doing? Having coffee? Watching a movie? Having a political debate? Whatever it is, you need to focus on today. Not what colors you want the orchids to be in, not what brand of champagne won't look cheap at the reception. The right now.
Don't fall into the trap, ladies. Just because society illustrates the perfect relationship to end in marriage, let's not even worry about it today...hell, you have only been on one date! He doesn't even have your email address memorized. You are too new for him not to forget your ass someday.
So let's rewind.
Live in the now. Worry about today. At this moment, if you had a cute guy in the room, what would you be doing? Having coffee? Watching a movie? Having a political debate? Whatever it is, you need to focus on today. Not what colors you want the orchids to be in, not what brand of champagne won't look cheap at the reception. The right now.
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Saturday, January 22, 2011
Coming soon.....
You want advice? This ain't yo momma's advice. Stay tuned. If you have a question, email me, melissafisher2001@hotmail.com
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